MICRO-REVIEW: New Keebler Town House Tuscan Cheese Focaccia Crackers
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Today’s junk food: New Keebler Town House Tuscan Cheese Focaccia Crackers!!
OMG everyone needs to go out and buy these New Keebler Town House Tuscan Cheese Focaccia Crackers RIGHT. NOW. I haven’t been this excited about a new cracker in a while. Usually with a new cracker review I’m like, “Oh it had good flavor, I could see myself buying them again yada yada yada.” But these – these I’m DEFINITELY buying again.
The reason? These crackers, the Tuscan Cheese variety, are an EXPLOSION of flavor. Like, bolder than all crackers I’ve had recently. The cracker itself is thick and crunchy yet flaky at the same time. Each cracker is a decent size, covering the area of, say, two Wheat Thins side by side, with a decent 1/8-1/4 inch thickness.
As I crunched into the cracker, my tongue was IMMEDIATELY filled with amazing notes: olive oil, garlic, the tang of the Parmesan cheese, Italian herbs. The flavors were bright and bold – a good amount of salt helped really POP the flavor. I swear, it reminded me of a real piece of Focaccia bread at an Italian restaurant that had been just slathered in olive oil and herbs and then sprinkled with Parmesan. The BITE and TANG of the cheesy flavor was AMAZING. These POPPED, I can’t describe it any other way.
You could definitely FEEL the flavor powder caked on there, but you know what? Who cares. These were delicious. You need to buy these NOW. I promise – if you like bold flavors you will NOT be disappointed.
PURCHASED AT: Giant Food, Van Ness, DC
COST: $2.50 on sale
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