Review: Salsa Verde Doritos & Last of Vegas Recap 2015
Junk Food Nation, it’s Friday! And good thing, too – I need sleep. I stayed up to watch almost all the of the March Madness games last night, including that 39-point drubbing of West Virginia by Kentucky. Lordy. That was ugly. I was texting with the guys from the trip, and apparently the line from that game was +13. Kentucky tripled that. Ouch.
At some point while I was hanging around the Mirage sports book (like a degen), these Bud Light Girls came walking around, passing out flashing necklaces and these Bud Light Chapsticks! First of all, it was great timing, because my other Chapstick had just been finished. Second, these didn’t taste like Bud Light – it was just normal Chapstick with the Bud Light label.
So what does Bud Light Chapstick taste like? …A little coconut-y.
Our second-to-last night found the group at Rao’s, a popular Italian restaurant chain in New York, LA, and Las Vegas. I know them because I eat all of their samples of their homemade sauce at the Summer Fancy Food Show and also because their jars of sauce at my local grocery are always like $9 a jar when Prego is like 49 cents. But I have to admit – it is DAMN good sauce (I grumble as I shell out $9).
Rao’s is one of those big meatball places. Don’t be fooled by the spoon – that’s a big ass spoon, too. These were those baseball-size meatballs like your grandma used to make. I wanted to grab one of these and smash it between two toasted slices of garlic bread. Or throw a weak 46 MPH curveball.
Rao’s also has an amazing Fritto Misto. Basically it’s Italian tempura: “Fritto misto is an Italian dish of bits of meat, seafood, and vegetables dipped in batter and fried in olive oil. ” Thanks, Google. Whenever I see pictures like this, it just makes me hungry for fried shrimp. I mean, who doesn’t love fried shrimp? I could kill a few dozen right now, after looking at this picture.
My entree was a huge honkin’ piece of lasagna. This is a close-up, but the size of the slice was definitely akin to a small brick. I don’t EVER have lasagna when I’m at home (not because of health reasons, obviously, but haven’t found a good one around DC) so I always go for it when I’m out of town. What better way to eat 4000 calories?
Afterwards, we wandered over to the Cromwell, a hot new hotel in Vegas from the Caesar’s group that was the old Bill’s Gamblin’ Hall or Barbary Coast Casino. Open less than a year, I was (1) struck by how massive it seemed, and (2) how, like all the other hotels in Vegas, they managed to get that perfect golden sheen from the uplighting. I mean, seriously. It was puuuuurdy.
On Saturday, the Round of 32 began, so a bunch of us wandered over to another popular sports book / viewing spot in the Venetian/Palazzo known as Legasse’s Stadium. It’s an amazing lounge-y viewing spot with indoor cabanas and huge leather couches.
I talked to the hostess, and she said that these couches during March Madness started to get booked by January 1. Cost? Couches were free, but $300 minimum per person per day. So…a LITTLE cheaper than those couches in the Mirage, but not by much.
Still, in a place like this, the cash might be worth it. Less smoky, newer seating areas, and more private. They even had their own sports book, RIGHT IN THE RESTAURANT.
Next year, Legasse’s…next year.
That night, we ate dinner at the Yard House where I got this amazing stack of onion rings. Reminded me of the debate we had on this blog a while back about french fries vs. onion rings. Tonight, onion rings won. That parmesan cheese sprinkle took these to whole new artery-clogging level.
You can’t go all of Vegas without going out at least ONE night, so Irish P took the BC and a few others to the Omnia, which was formerly Pure, at Caesar’s. Irish P, like I mentioned on Wednesday, was like the guy behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz – when I arrived at the Omnia, there were huge crowds trying to get in. Regular line. VIP line. Executive VIP line. Ladies’ line. VIP Ladies line. All of them – unmoving. Irish P made one phone call and suddenly we were past the first two ropes and into the club. It’s the ONLY place in my entire life where I needed TWO stamps to get in. WTF, Omnia?
The host took us right to the roof to our table (Uh, what?) and set out a bottle of Absolut Elyx for us. Now, I like vodka, I’m more of a Deep Eddy or a Grey Goose guy more than Absolut…but I’d never even HEARD of Absolut Elyx before. Online, it’s around a $50 bottle of vodka…off the shelf it’s probably around $60-$70. Irish P. informed me that clubs, which always charge a ridiculous amount for bottle service, probably charges around $700 for this bottle. Oh, btw, that’s insane.
Still, when it’s free, what’s it matter? I spilled a little on the ground just to show this Elyx who’s the boss.
That evening culminated with a close up look of Questlove spinning amazing tunes. It was pretty incredible – he was pulling out all the favorites. I have only good things to say about this performance. Anyone who can mix Bell Biv Devoe’s Poison into Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit is a genius in my book, even if it’s not that hard.
PS: I have no idea what the chick in the front is doing. She’s got moves, clearly.
And that concludes my recap of my Vegas trip. I left a bunch of stories untold, but I’m sure you’re sick of these recaps by now – next week we’ll get back to arguing what’s better, Wheat Thins or Triscuits? NEITHER! BOTH! CHEEZ-ITS ARE THE BEST!
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Today’s junk food: Salsa Verde Doritos!!
Yeah, I know these aren’t new. But I wanted to review these Salsa Verde Doritos because, for some reason, I ONLY see them on the West Coast and never on the East Coast. And people mention it to me, “Ah…remember when Doritos had the Salsa Verde flavor? Those were awesome. The good ol days…” And I’m like, “DUDE THEY STILL EXIST ON THE WEST COAST.” So finally, while walking back from Harrah’s at like 4:00am the night before I left Vegas, I snagged this bag of Salsa Verde Doritos from the nearby Walgreens. Let’s get to some pictures and then to the review:
Hurray for natural chicken flavor! I thin. Wait, what?
When I opened this bag of Salsa Verde Doritos, the smell of tangy salsa was present. Not overwhelming, but not faint – definitely just a normal smell of tomato powder and a vegetable-y pepper-y smell.
I crunched a bunch of these Salsa Verde Doritos, and remembered why people love these – because they’re effing good, that’s why. The crunch of the Dorito is standard – light, crispy, and flaky. The flavor that immediately danced my tongue was that of a tangy salsa – the tomato powder provided a good amount of tangy bite and while I may have been imagining it, the tang definitely reminded me of the tomatillo flavor in a salsa verde. There was a hint of citrus too, which helped with the tang. Layered on top of that was definitely a vegetable-y green pepper / jalapeno pepper flavor. It mixed well with the tomato/tomatillo flavor and provided a nice pop of spice. In fact, there was more burn than I remembered – these definitely left my mouth tingly.
All in all, just a tasty, tasty Dorito – the flavor was tortilla dipped in salsa, no cheese, no creaminess, no mess. Solid. I loved these.
PURCHASED AT: Walgreens…uh….next to the Casino Royale, Las Vegas?
COST: $3.99 on sale
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