Review: Mega M&M’s & SH* GOT CRAY CRAY, Other News

Junk Food Nation, it’s THURSDAY FEBRUARY 20!  Happy birthday to Charles Barkley, Rihanna, Cindy Crawford, and Justin Verlander. Let’s get to the news…

1. Everyone at this point, I think, knows the Richie Incognito-Jonathan Martin bullying story from the Miami Dolphins, right?  Put aside how you feel about the case; this other tidbit make me chuckle. Incognito, after the investigative report came out, took to Twitter to apologize.  One of the Tweets he sent out was to the Miami Dolphins’ owner, Stephen Ross, and to Ted Wells, the investigator.  He tweeted:

Incognito Tweet

Incognito Tweet

Let’s see that again:

“Sh*t got cray cray”?????? That’s amazing. Again, I am NOT getting into opinions ABOUT the Jonathan Martin situation – but even if this was a situation where a player got a DUI or something – WHO SAYS TO HIS/HER BOSS, VIA TWITTER, “SH*T GOT CRAY CRAY”??  I mean, how would that play out in my job?

Judge: “Counselor, please explain why this motion was late filed.”

Me: “My bad, Your Honor. Sh*t got cray cray.”

(Sidenote: Who the hell says “MY BAD” anymore, too?  Seriously?)

2. Speaking of ridiculous athletes, Ray Rice of the Baltimore Ravens was arrested for simple assault after getting into a physical altercation with his fiancee where he KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS.  Um, Good God.  Deadspin had the video of him pulling her out of the elevator after the incident occurred. Bizarre.

This case will play out in the courts, so I’m not trying to publicly indict him, but let’s just hope he doesn’t put on the “Sh*t got cray cray” defense during his trial.

3. Apparently, the NCAA penalized some players for eating too much pasta? I don’t know much about this story, but (a) what rule did they violate? and (b) that must’ve been some DAMN GOOD PASTA. I WANT SOME OF THAT PASTA.  I WANT SOME OF THAT NCAA-RULE-VIOLATING PASTA.  I bet when you eat it, you can just feel the scholarships being stripped from your school. MMMMMMM.

4. Finally, just a song I’ve been listening to lately.  Enjoy!

Today’s junk food: Mega M&M’s!

Mega M&M's

Mega M&M’s: The Money Shot

MEGA M&M’s.  While I figure out how these are different than Hershey’s Drops, you look at these photos:

Mega M&M's

Mega M&M’s: 3x the chocolate

Mega M&M's

Mega M&M’s: The specs

Mega M&M's

Mega M&M’s: The goods

Mega M&M's

Mega M&M’s: Slightly bigger than a dime

And here we go with the shortest review ever.  Ahem:

“THESE ARE JUST SOME BIG ASS M&M’S.”

Done.

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COST: $1.00

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Sincerely,

Junk Food Guy

 

Discuss - 18 Comments

  1. Mike N. says:

    Thems M&M’s are cray cray, bro!

  2. Linny says:

    Well, brevity is the soul of wit. 🙂

  3. Steve says:

    Could you perhaps throw a picture up there showing the mega next to a regular. It would give some perspective on how cray cray big the mega are.

  4. bunny larue says:

    I think the sh*t got cray cray defense would work in Baltimore.

  5. Pretty lame – seems like it throws off the shell/chocolate ratio.

    Also, the school reported their players for some inexplicable reason, the NCAA said it wasn’t a violation.

    Finally, I heard Rice tried to run but the cops tackled him after a yard and a half.

  6. TMasterton says:

    Surprisingly, I know of a mayor in Toronto, Ontario, who did indeed utter the infamous “Shit Got Cray Cray!” defense.

    Somewhat successfully, I might add.

    Stupid Canadians…

  7. Sarah says:

    Looool. I like how succinct this was:)

  8. Laurie says:

    Now they just need to make these into a Peanut Butter M&M and I might be interested.

    *by might I mean I would buy many, many bags of them.

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