I’M BACK (Sort of).

JUNK FOOD NATION, WHAT UP!?  Uh…..2013!!!!!  It’s here!!!  And I am BACK!  Back from Mexico, back in DC, and back to BLOGGING.  WHERE’S MY JUNK FOOD??  I NEED TO STUFF MY FACE.

So in all honesty, this is what has been going on and why I haven’t blogged in…oh, two weeks: I got back from Mexico on Monday, purely exhausted from a great vacation, and slept 18 of the following 24 hours.  Then, once I shook the sleep monster off my back, the next albatross around my neck was my friggin’ job.  Ah, the thing that makes me money – how I want to run from you, hands above head, screaming. My job welcomed me back with open arms, and then it took those arms and pummeled me about the head and neck for about three days.  I’m still trying to recover – if I can just make it past my trial today, I can stumble bloodied into the weekend.

My apartment: mess.  My clothes: need laundering.  I normally am a very good cook and great lunch packer, but I’ve eaten out for most of my meals this week, because I EMPTIED MY FRIDGE BEFORE I LEFT.  I have a couple bottles of beer and a box of heavy cream.  Sigh.

Finally, last night, the Junk Food Gal poked me and said, “Hey, what the hell? You gonna blog or what?” I whimpered, “But I’m TIIIIRED.”  After a staring standoff, I got up, edited a couple photos, and am here. At the keyboard. Falling asleep.  For you, my Nation!

Let me just say, Mexico was GREAT.  Only in Mexico can you find this:



and this:


Hmmmm….mine ARE hot.

Yes, I will be writing some “As Seen In Mexico” posts.  No, I will not drag it out for almost eight months.  Yes, I will review Mexican junk food.  No, it will not be today.

Sorry (sort of), this was just a teaser post.  I’m only sort of back, but I wanted to let you know I hadn’t forgotten you.  In fact, I’ve been thinking a LOT about you, this blog, and plans for 2013.  My fast food eating ways will be back in full swing, very very soon.  Look for my next post on Sunday. Til then, buen provecho!

Thoughts? Please comment below or hit me up on Twitter @junkfoodguy or LIKE my Facebook Page and message me there. Also, you can always email me at [email protected]. Let’s hang.


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Discuss - 6 Comments

  1. Kahnfucius says:

    I’m so glad the JFG is back! Clearly, you need a junk food emergency kit for heavy Washington snows, derechos, and coming back from vacations.

  2. Nick Rovo says:

    Now we know who wears the cheese powder covered pants in your relationship.

  3. Nathaniel says:

    NFL playoff predictions for this weekend…Broncos, Patriots,Green Bay and Seattle.

    My hope is that the patriots meet the packers in the superbowl

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