Asian Junk Food Smorgasbord 4 & $@&#!*#$^!&*(%$!@#^#&*@%^&*
Sigh. I just back from work, Junk Food Nation. Maybe the world should end tomorrow, because this job is killing me. This is the latest I think I’ve ever done a post. Close to 8pm? Really?
I haven’t done an Asian Junk Food post in a while, so let’s get right to it.
Here I was thinking Fig Newtons were the only fig fruit snacks out there, and here are TWO OTHER BRANDS of Figgy Newtons. And I have to admit – they look tasty! I love Fig Newtons, and I love Figs normally. Why? Because if you eat a fig…THEY TASTE JUST LIKE FIG NEWTONS. So simple.
I pointed out a WANT MORE snack during my last Asian Food blog post, and here’s another one – Soft Butter flavored Mini Breads. Why do I feel like these are just Melba Toasts with some butter on them? Is this a junk food or just something that goes on my salad?
Funny Bunny gum filled lollipops look sort of low-rent, no? Plus, unlike Blow Pops, which have huge lollipop heads, these look like Dum Dums. How much gum could possibly be in these?? I have to eat twelve of these just to get a good wad…lame.
Blech…sorry for the lackluster post. Kinda phoned it in today. Tomorrow will be better…IT BETTER BE! $&*#!*(!@&*$%!^&(%$^!#%(!!!!!!
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